Hef's twins = Incest Ain't Best

This whole GND breakup thing is tearing me up inside. I thought Holly and Hef were forever. They were trying to get knocked up! Holly pretended to like Flash Gordon serials for Hef! The other girls were moving on and Holly would finally reign supreme. Alas, all the grotesque-yet-adorable fairytale the Girls Next Door (and Holly herself) sold us about their May-December romance ending with the two of them riding off into the sunset was all lies! I feel betrayed! Whatever happened to their promise to spend the rest of their lives together!?
Apparently 6 months ago Hef broke it down for Holly like this: his sperm count was low (surprise, surprise) so there would be no baby. And he would never marry her. Ever. I guess Holly's biological clock was ticking and she had to move on to less wrinkly pastures. But still!
I am seriouslt upset you guys. This show is all I have to distract me from the crappy economy (and the possibility that my internship won't be extended or turn into a job). I NEEDED all this to work out.
And now Hef is hooking up with THIS:

These twins look like Brooke Hogan! They're currently sharing a bathroom with Holly, as they have adjoining bedrooms (Holly moved out of Hef's room and into another one down the hall). The girls were staying at the Playmate house (that Holly decorated) up til a little while ago.
This is just sad. And incestuous! I know all about the bedroom habits of Hef et al (thanks to the trashy tell-all Bunny Tales by former girlfriend Izabella St James). These girls watch one another service Hef at the very least. Hopefully they're not putting on any twofer shows. SICK.
Word on the street is that the twinsies were introduced to all Hef's friends on a recent movie night and encouraged him to drink way too much. They made him look a fool! Now that Holly's out the door, it's a free-for-all.
Scandalist via Buzznet
Pictures via the Twins' MySpace